{"slip": { "id": 164, "advice": "Some of life's best lessons are learnt at the worst times."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 129, "advice": "Stop procrastinating."}}
{"slip": { "id": 4, "advice": "Cars are bad investments."}}
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