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{"fact":"In 1987, cats overtook dogs as the number one pet in America (about 50 million cats resided in 24 million homes in 1986). About 37% of American homes today have at least one cat.","length":178}
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{"fact":"A cat's normal temperature varies around 101 degrees Fahrenheit.","length":64}
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{"fact":"The Pilgrims were the first to introduce cats to North America.","length":63}
{"fact":"Long, muscular hind legs enable snow leopards to leap seven times their own body length in a single bound.","length":106}
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{"fact":"Cat's urine glows under a black light.","length":38}
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{"type":"general","setup":"What did the left eye say to the right eye?","punchline":"Between us, something smells!","id":176}
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{"type":"general","setup":"What did the shy pebble wish for?","punchline":"That she was a little boulder.","id":184}
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Norton Cemetery is one of the city of Sheffield's many cemeteries. It was opened on 6 June 1869, and covers 6 acres (24,000Â m2).
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