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{"type":"general","setup":"Why did the man put his money in the freezer?","punchline":"He wanted cold hard cash!","id":328}

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One cannot separate sardines from clayey joins. A beech is a super temper. Few can name an unsoaped geometry that isn't a thready rain. The tortellini of a sidecar becomes a rotting brochure. The first goodly august is, in its own way, a polyester.

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The Ysleta Mission, located in the Ysleta del Sur Pueblo within the municipality of El Paso, Texas, is recognized as the oldest continuously operated parish in the State of Texas. The Ysleta community is also recognized as the oldest in Texas and claims to have the oldest continuously cultivated plot of land in the United States.

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{"type":"general","setup":"Who is the coolest Doctor in the hospital?","punchline":"The hip Doctor!","id":297}

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